Some people are great at small talk and really personable. This is not me. It’s partly genetics and partly because of events like tonight that have programmed me to shut my mouth. I mentioned that I was a bit tired in my pre-donation interview at the blood bank and I was turned away for donation. Had I been my normal […]
Glenn’s origin is unknown. Rumour has it that Glenn was paw raised by a pack of Siberian bears after his family deserted him after a family picnic. Many years later, after having become one with the sleuth, Glenn started feeling a void in his soul. It wasn’t the tuna he ate earlier that day. It wasn’t the missing love of […]
Chronicles of the Recent Ordinary
Valentines Day: clever marketing strategy for stores to get rid of their shitty DVDs that no one would ordinarily buy. Do everyone a favour and avoid the Hugh Grant DVDs. Have a think and then DO something fantastic. …and by that I don’t mean send an e-card. You send an e-card and some other prick will have a $150 box […]