About Me

I’ve had my feet to the earth for 13,544 days!

For 59.37% of those days, I have been with my beautiful and eternally fascinating wife Sarah

Religious Cornerstones:

  • Water
  • Peanut Butter
  • Light breezes

Bad habits:

  • Mumbling
  • Exaggerating within reason
  • Making obscure pop culture references

Top Forever Songs:

  • My Country Brain – The Exploders
  • Friday I’m In Love – The Cure
  • Typical – MUTEMATH
  • The Way – Fastball
  • Superman – Goldfinger

In the event of my untimely death the following must be carried out at my funeral:

  • Use the music below
  • Supply wine
  • Let them harvest the organs and burn the rest