About Me

I’ve had my feet to the earth for 13,343 days!

For 58.76% of those days, I have been with my beautiful and eternally fascinating wife Sarah

Religious Cornerstones:

• Water
• Peanut Butter
• Light breezes

Bad habits:

• Mumbling
• Exaggerating within reason
• Making obscure pop culture references

Top Forever Songs:

• My Country Brain – The Exploders
• Friday I’m In Love – The Cure
• Typical – MUTEMATH
• The Way – Fastball
• Superman – Goldfinger

In the event of my untimely death the following must be carried out at my funeral:

• Use the music below
• Supply wine
• Let them harvest the organs and burn the rest