After watching movies on the fold out couch bed, I get fully under the blanket: Sarah: Hey Reece, are you coming for a sleep over? Reece: Yep! Sarah: Good. ‘Cos I’m good at sleeping. Watch me go! (Sarah is asleep and dribbling within two minutes) — Later — Reece: Wow, you really are good at that! Sarah: Yep, and I […]
Personally, I love shouting at my TV. It brings me great joy. But today, Sarah was really taking advantage of the benefits of our great one-directional media: MasterChef (Cleo): I think I stayed true to myself with what I cooked… Sarah: BUT YA F**KED IT!! MasterChef (Cleo): I started cooking after my Mum passed… Sarah (unsympathetically): Blah blah blaaaah…!
Does he get fatter every ad? Sarah, on Mark Taylor’s Fujitsu ads.
Sarah: I just did a stinky… Reece: How old are you? Four?
Look at my forehead, it’s so big its a sixhead! Sarah commentating a photo of a baby with a large forehead
Discussing who will get out of bed to turn the hallway light off…
Sarah: So, the only reason you cleaned out your clothes is because we got a bag? (charity clothes donation bag) Reece: Yes. It was a prompt of self realisation. Sarah: I like these prompts Sarah: …I might have to make some more…