Comfort

Discussing who will get out of bed to turn the hallway light off:

Reece: Oh, the hallway light is still on.
Sarah: You can turn it off…
Reece: No you can. I’m more comfy.
Sarah: Well, I’m comfier.
Reece: Well, I’m the comfiest.
Sarah: Well, I’m the comfiest person who ever lived.
Reece: Until now. I am comfier than the comfiest person who ever lived….
Reece: …I’m the Duke of Comfington!
Sarah: Well, I’m the Marmaduke of Comfington!
Reece: I don’t even know what that means… is that better?